Photo by : Jason Lilly
What if I were to tell you that those clouds back there are at war? Would you believe me? Probley not. But, I guess that’s your problem. Those clouds have been at war for well about 2000 years now. Now they don’t hate each other, but all in all i think it was what they ultimatly believed that really drove them to fight. Before it was a perfect communist society everyone followed in line and so on.
See like I said, they never hated each other mainly because as a communist society they weren’t intended to live on emotions or act by them. So, the clouds would make selected pacts with humans that worked out for them both these pacts would involve things such as raining at certain times of year, or being sunny at some times of the year but the clouds would only do this if the humans promised to keep things clean for the evaporation cycle the clouds found it hard to maintain anypower if they weren’t clean on top of that more often then not the acids produced by humans burned the clouds and so on.
Now often people would pray to the “Gods” of Greece or Rome but in all actucallity they were praying to the clouds. See the problem with the comunist clouds making pacts with humans they are reliying on their feelings as clouds (yes clouds have feelings) because humans solely relie on their “feelings” or “emotions” to act and this began to effect the clouds. See, the only reason it began to effect them because through the thousands of years the clouds had been there they haddent been exposed to this sort of living because cavemen were communists too.
See and you can say there were other humans that weren’t commys before then…really thats not true the goverment just liked to purge people because they could not because they should everyone did their part but around the year 0 there was a man im pretty sure you all may know who didn’t follow the Jews his name was Jesus. Yes the Jews are a bunch of COMMYS. Well before Jesus people had other beliefs but in all actuality they didn’t the Jews ate them and took their gold if they did.
So, you ask why the clouds are at war well, when they had made a pact to the Jews to help out they didn’t realize they would kill Jesus. Jesus was the clouds child. The Jews prayed to Moses who was another cloud man so the clouds decided that the Jews weren’t horrible people so they helped out in purges and other miscilanius things like crop growing and so on.
When Jesus chilled for like 30 years he set up the clouds set of beliefs But, people were like nahhh nucckkka I wanna be a people eating JEW. Well Jesus was like aight nuckkkka all yalls is gunna get killed. The Jews were all nahhhh we izaint nuckkkka. and so on.
Well some of the clouds felt as if the Jews were right to kill jesus and others were like nahhhh fuck that and ultimately the clouds disagreed so much they went to war. See you notice the 3 hours of darkness following Jesus’s death well in all actuality the clouds tried really hard to revolt and stop them cause Jesus was a G-UNIT THUG who smoked alot of weed and let the clouds hit his pipe. Well when it went dark it was because the clouds were like awwwww no you diddddnt’t nuckkkkkka !! and well this went on for like 3 days and then the Jesus clouds were like lets bounce nuckkkkkka so they took him. So, since then the JEWS and JEW clouds have been fighting the JESUS PEOPLE and JESUS CLOUDS or other wise known as muslims… wait fuck I mean americans… no I mean hicks no… well i guess americans works… whatever. More on the clouds war later.
“ignorance is bliss, be you it’s all you’ve got.”
