if ignorance is an epidemic then stupidity must be a pandemic

i’ve decided to tell everyone when i see a good or stupid or funny disclaimer to share it with all of the people who wasted there time reading about stupid disclaimers…

alright soo the other day im in home depot(not a normal activity) but i was there with my step father he had to get some tools for work and well i, don’t have a life so i went. when we were there like all male teenagers who don’t normally get to play with power tools i made my way over to the “POWER TOOLS” and i was swinging around a chainsaw(it wasn’t on) and looked over and saw a disclaimer that said some thing like this ” any and all damages to equipment will be compensated for, and personal injury will not.” like i said i’m not sure thats what it said but im pretty sure… then i decided to read the side of the chainsaw i was previously swinging about, and it said ” do not atempt to stop blade with hands, do not rest any part of the body on running blade, do not try to slow the blade with genetailia.”  — QUOTE …

let me break something down to all of you people who don’t know this; ALL and i mean ALL WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS are a pure product of stupididy. the reason why someone puts a disclaimer on something is because some really special person drunk or sober or on drugs has done exactly what the disclaimer tells you not to do…

sooo thinking about this i was like what VERY SPECIAL person tryed to slow a chainsaw with thier chrotch??? i mean by god have some decency… but it did make me laugh i mean a guy in the store was liek sir are you alright of course i was and thats what i said but i mean come on i told him to read it he already knew i had a feeling about that. i mean it’s west virginia, no offense to those of us who are stranded to this place. keep doing what your doing disclaimers entertain me.=)

“ignorance is bliss, be you it’s all you’ve got.”

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in other words: DONT TAKE MY SHIT FORREAL