if ignorance is an epidemic then stupidity must be a pandemic

April 8th, 2008

i love bbca

Posted by jdubelgringo in warnings



alright soo like alot of educated people or people who like listening to british people like me or have an uncle that is pure scottish and lived ther most of his life and has a heavy accent and makes you watch it so you can understand him…  anyway i watch bbca (british broadcasting america) and i saw a add for like some sleep medicine and after they scrolled through all the warnings you know the voice that you think said aids or herpes may cause them or  what ever else  then at the end of the list it says “anal vomitting” … wow enough said. i also thought this was totally AMAZING. this is why i love british/english/scottish/some irish people

“ignorance is bliss, be you self it’s all you’ve got.”

April 7th, 2008

i love disclaimers and warnings

Posted by jdubelgringo in disclaimer, me, warnings



i’ve decided to tell everyone when i see a good or stupid or funny disclaimer to share it with all of the people who wasted there time reading about stupid disclaimers…

alright soo the other day im in home depot(not a normal activity) but i was there with my step father he had to get some tools for work and well i, don’t have a life so i went. when we were there like all male teenagers who don’t normally get to play with power tools i made my way over to the “POWER TOOLS” and i was swinging around a chainsaw(it wasn’t on) and looked over and saw a disclaimer that said some thing like this ” any and all damages to equipment will be compensated for, and personal injury will not.” like i said i’m not sure thats what it said but im pretty sure… then i decided to read the side of the chainsaw i was previously swinging about, and it said ” do not atempt to stop blade with hands, do not rest any part of the body on running blade, do not try to slow the blade with genetailia.”  — QUOTE …

let me break something down to all of you people who don’t know this; ALL and i mean ALL WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS are a pure product of stupididy. the reason why someone puts a disclaimer on something is because some really special person drunk or sober or on drugs has done exactly what the disclaimer tells you not to do…

sooo thinking about this i was like what VERY SPECIAL person tryed to slow a chainsaw with thier chrotch??? i mean by god have some decency… but it did make me laugh i mean a guy in the store was liek sir are you alright of course i was and thats what i said but i mean come on i told him to read it he already knew i had a feeling about that. i mean it’s west virginia, no offense to those of us who are stranded to this place. keep doing what your doing disclaimers entertain me.=)

“ignorance is bliss, be you it’s all you’ve got.”

April 7th, 2008

today

Posted by jdubelgringo in me



today well all in all was a pretty good day. very smooth. it seemingly went well i mean i didnt get in any sort of trouble(not typically)and all my classes just slid right by. now i do have an issue though it’s my english grade. haha i mean i enjoy night school but i really need to get it up i mean its a high D but i know im capable of so much more. but as i said today was smooth i feel like well i deserve the rest ill get tonite. well thank you for listening to me talk about my day.

“ignorance is bliss, be you it’s all you’ve got.”

April 7th, 2008

pretty sweet

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized, me



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April 1st, 2008

my new thoughts

Posted by jdubelgringo in you



this post pretains to one of my previous posts. The post about, how much I hate West Virginia. Well a fellow pupil (wont give any names…rocky) kind of showed me that West Virginia isnt as bad as other places. This is true, so i have to look at it rather then the glass being half empty… it really dosen’t madder because it’s moon shine is in the cup and i dont intend on drinking it( or consuming it or even touching it ).

“ignorance is bliss. be you it’s all you’ve got”

March 31st, 2008

disclaimer

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized, disclaimer, me, you



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in other words: DONT TAKE MY SHIT FORREAL

March 28th, 2008

this is like

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized, you



the 6th time ive posted in what 2 days shows how much of a live i have. wow let me restate my self i dont hate west virginia as much as i say, wait thats a lie and i have no morals sooo ill just keep lieing. i only hate a good majority like  in percents if you must like 97 maybe 98 percent. the other 2 or 3 is the select group of perverts i slump my self too at feeding times. and of course the few intulecuals i enjoy being around.

the only thing i wont ever understand about this state is the factor that so many intelligant kids who are like well im not going to collage or well i dont need an education. i will never understand it. i mean these yes hillbillies are some what intelligent and then they throw it away because they have never been tought better… ill never understand it ….

“ignorance is bliss. be your self it’s all you’ve got.”

March 28th, 2008

well i hate the feeling

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized



the feeling of well no so much unaccoplishment but reather the impending death of my spring break. yes i have assinments yes i have work, but its not that i mean i just may proscatinat it all its just i dont want break to end …

i guess maybe it is the assignments that will be due the ones i don’t enjoy. i mean unfortunatly i have online scienes  IT BLOWS. ive gotten like 3 out of 30 assignments done and i think the teacher hates me. anyway im looking forward to this upcomming assignment in night school english … and macbeth is finally getting good… but yes all in all i really hate my school.

i hate some wait not some most of the people in it. i think its just part of the culture here. because, the minute i stepped off that plane i was like my god im in the fucking middle of nowhere there are god damn trees for miles you couldnt see a flat area … for idk you just could see one. and i said why the fuck are we here mom, and she said i think its nice. i think its nice wtf is that… no how the hell could you think its nice here. i mean when your on the plane you cant see the runway … all you see is trees. i mean i think they should clean there shit up i mean implement zoning laws and clear all this tree bull shit.

like i said i guess it comes with the  land i mean i can see why soo many people hate everything here. you grow a new loathing for everything! i hate west virginia.

“ignorance is bliss. be you it’s all you’ve got.”

March 27th, 2008

now dont

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized



mistake me for asking for a perfect world cause im not. im asking for the slight common sense things that everyone should know and follow… its like unwritten law. i mean its not hard to follow.

  1. dont piss people off in airplanes
  2. dont talk in theaters (unless your black then its rather expected)
  3. dont point out the obvious were not retarted
  4. have a set of believes that you know( i dont care which ones)
  5. dont criticise things you dont know about
  6. dont genralize (thats politicaly correct)
  7. dont fuck with people in lines…you might get a beating
  8. try your best to not be hypocritical
  9. if your ignorant ask ( no ones gonna bite you head off, i lied brittney might =D)
  10. dont fuck with the people who serve your food
  11. leave tips that are suitable for your tab if not more
  12. dont be dick

in whole these rules are alot longer its just easier to sum it up to dont be a dick. i mean of course you could be into getting your ass beat on a regular basis then what ever. =D

“ignorance is bliss. be you it’s all you’ve got.”

March 27th, 2008

and again

Posted by jdubelgringo in Uncategorized



this time its different … i’ve discoverd a new loathing  … for people who must state the obvious. i mean come on, grow up i mean if theres a picture with a bunch of people in it dont say there were alot of people. my god is it too hard to think of something else to say.

another problem i have are people in theaters and im sure we all can agree. the people who go with you and through out the movie go hey watch this its funny. wtf was i not watching it before you said that i mean was i asleep. dont tell me to watch it because next you ask me to watch it i’ll leave. thus producing people like me who absolutely refuse to go to any public places because assholes like this ruin it for you. so dont ask. now you know.

another thing i’ve herd is people crizitizing people with half truths. like obamas a terrorist … well not so much… or that hilliary clinton has giant testicles … which i dont deny but if you have seen them id keep it on the dl.

anyway if you fall into any i mean any of these catigorys stated today… do the world a favour eithor A stop doing it B kill your self  or C  keep doing and eventually youll get shot and probley killed and if your not shot then raped… and when you die youll go straight to heath ( in hell ) and youll be raped wit ha rake and knife and baseball bat….

“ignorance is bliss. be you it’s all you’ve got.”

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